somethingusefulfromflorida:

gothicprep:

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

Some lucky bastard has “tag a cat” in his genome.

memewhore:

uoa:

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

thcartierrug:

peppermintquartz:

napcaster-mage:

new favorite cursed item

Call it Fisher’s Bag of Holding.

(thanks to @thebibliosphere for sharing about Carrie and her glitter way back when. I can’t find the post now but I remember it fondly)

doebt:

i love you people in my phone i know the seasonal depression is setting in so we need to hold eachother like a litter of kittens in a cardboard box okay…its important

581d00:

im crying so hard

eerna:

I might bitch about the era of remakes we are in, but that thing when they redesign female characters from decades ago and make them hot but not oversexualized and make perverted fanboys cry ugly tears is banging actually

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

dadd:

legalwifi:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

what

Originally posted by elleestcommelalune1

another-random-dom-3:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

• push things off tables
• break delicate objects for fun
• in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess
• make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night
• sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth
• are invisible aka no one knows what they look like

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats

“The power of Christ says psspsspss! The power of Christ says psspsspss!”