whats perfect about jack harkness is he doesnt hit on everyone because he has low standards he just really thinks everyone is hot
#always remember #no matter who you are #or where you are #or what you think of yourself #captain jack harkness thinks you’re hot #and would most likely #should the oppurtunity present itself #fuck you
“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
NEED MORE MONTY PYTHON ON TUMBLR
moistened bint is one of my favorite insults because it’s so fucking ridiculous that it completely loops around from insult to silliness like calling someone a poopyhead
The sound I just made was not human
Sherlock - 90s sitcom
*sudden overwhelming desire to study French* ;)
What I really love about this thing is
a) how many people mention that Tom isn’t in Sherlock and
b) how an insane number of people mistake Freeman’s dildo for bread
Holy shit, that’s a penis. Oh my god, I’m dying.
yes hello france i’d like 90s rupert graves pls
I can’t get over the fact how hot graves was and still is
Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.
NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON
the fucking fact that his bicep immediately cheers him up again is what gets me
A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.
gross gross gross gross gross
Good morning disgusting.
- “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
- A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
- If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
- Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
- You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
- The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.
boosting the fuck out of this
They have this in Continental Midtown in Philly, it’s fucking creepy and not cool at all
the most obvious solution i can think of is to break that motherfucker. what are they going to do? sue you for breaking something they shouldnt have had?
That’s fucking disgusting.
Hey, fellas. You ever feel like you have to check if you’re standing in front of a two-way mirror? Women do.